Sep
11
Water War with Jason Momoa


-Jason, since you play Aquaman,
I wanted to challenge you to a “water war.” We’ll play the card game war,
but if you lose the hand, you get a —
[ Laughter ] You get a pint of water
in the face, okay? We have five glasses of water. The first one to throw all five
glasses on their opponent wins and gets to water-cannon
the loser. [ Cheers and applause ] Lots of ways to get wet,
but only one way to win. [ Laughter ] -You love it.
-I know, I know. -There’s only one way to win! -All right.
Are you ready for this? -I’m ready.
-Do you trust the cards? Do you want to shuffle?
Are you all good? Do you trust me?
-I trust you. [ Laughter ] -One, two —
-Oh, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hang on,
hang on, hang on. Let’s just do it.
Ready? -One, two, three, flip. -Ah!
-I won. [ Laughter ] Now I’m not sure
if I wanted to win. Do you want to win? [ Cheers and applause ] -Wore my hat, Jimmy. [ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ] -All right, all right. Roots, I’m going to run out
of here if things get nasty. One, two, three, play. -Oh. [ Laughter ] -Dude, it’s great having
you on the show. [ Laughter ] I love “Frontier,”
it’s fantastic. I like the beginning —
I also like the end is great. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] One, two, three, flip. Oh, my gosh. [ Laughter ] -I think this is like
Aquaman loves water? -I don’t know what’s going on.
It’s not rigged. I’m so sorry to do this to you. -It better not be rigged, Jimmy.
-I swear. I swear, it’s not, right? If it was, I had nothing
to do with it. There is a writer that’s
running around the hall — -Throw it in my face!
-All right, yeah, yes, sir! -Now!
-Yes, sir! -Again!
-Yes, okay! [ Cheers and applause ] One, two, three, flip. -Okay.
I’m good with this. I’m good with this.
-Sorry, sorry, sorry. [ Applause ] Come on! [ Laughter ] I don’t want to get
your suit wet. -Yeah. Well, okay.
Just a little sticky down there. Okay.
[ Laughter ] One, two, three. Oh, yeah. -That was like —
I mean, that was like — -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Go ahead, go ahead. [ Cheers and applause ] -Here we go!
-Oh, I would have won that one. -Oh, trust me, I know
what it feels like. Yeah.
Yeah, no, trust me. -There it is.
-For the win! One, two, three, come on. Oh. -Aah! [ Cheers and applause ] There we go. -Is there more water
in your glass? [ Laughter ] I got basically slapped
in the face with water just there. -It’s a talent.
You gonna kick my ass? Oh [ Bleep ]. [ Cheers ] Oh!
It’s the last one, man. [ Cheers ] -One, two, three! Flip!
What?! -Boom!
Boom! [ Band plays ] [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ] -That went up —
That one went up my nose. That one went up
my nose right there. All right.
Here we go. -All right.
-One, two, three. I hate you!
-Yes! [ Cheers and applause ] Boom! Bam! There we are, baby! [ Laughter ] Here we are.
Here we are. Hey, this is amazing.
-This is for the win. I love you, buddy.
-I love you, too. Let’s do this.
-One, two, three! Oh! No, you know what that means?
-This is amazing! That means, take out
your pitcher. You got a pitcher down there. Now, pick three,
and when we flip over that, that is the
all-time winner. Pitcher, glass, water cannon. -One, two, three, right?
-The fourth card. -Ready?
-One card, two card, three, and then flip this one. -Oh, Jimmy.
-This is war, baby! -No matter what happens,
I love you. -I love you too, man. -Bam! Oh, my God! Double [ Bleep ] War! [ Laughter and cheers ] Has there ever been
a double war? -There’s never been
a double war! -There’s never been
a double war! -You can’t do that.
-Yes! -All right.
-Now what happens? -We have to do it again.
One, two, three. -All right, okay.
-One, two — three — -Oh! [ Cheers and applause ] [ Drum roll ] [ Cheers ] Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo! -The winner!
Jason Momoa. [ Cheers and applause ] “Frontier” is on
Netflix right now. The war on drugs is next. Stick around.
Here, you can shoot me with this if you want. [ Cheers and applause ] -What do you do? [ Laughter and applause ] Dude, let’s go
to commercial! [ Cheers and applause ]