Sep
12
Gutfeld: CNN doesn’t understand the Trump presidency


GREGG * AS THE COMBINED AGES OF THE DEMOCRATIC FRONTRUNNERS EXCEEDS THE ABLE OF STONE HENGS.>>I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THAT. BUT IT CAN BE HE DOESN’T CARE THE WAY OTHERS HAVE. GREG: I GUESS CNN IS ALL OUT OF, HEY, TRUMP IS CRAZY. IT’S HMM, HE’S COMPLETELY THE SAME. FIRST HE WAS NUT, THEN WAS RACIST. NOW HE’S AGELESS. WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT TRUMP AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE DOESN’T GROW OLD. DOES THAT MAKE HIM A VAMPIRE. AS TRUMP STAYS THE SAME CNN LOOKS LIKE THIS. THE LAST THREE YEARS HAVE DAMAGED MORE PEOPLE THAN OTHERS. TRUMP LOOKS GREAT. YOU LOOK GREAT. I HOOK GREAT. THIS WAS ME THREE YEARS AGO, OKAY? THIS IS ME NOW. DON’T I LOOK YOUNGER? ANYWAY. CNN, THEY LOOK AT CHILD CELEBRITIES. THEY ARE SO CUTE IN HOME ALONE. NOW LOOK AT THEM, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? WE UNDERSTAND THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY AND THEY DON’T. THEY CAN’T SEPARATE THE SHOW FROM REALITY. AND THEY ARE ALSO BITTER BECAUSE THEY WANTED HILLARY BUT THEY ELECTED TRUMP INSTEAD. REMEMBER CNN WAS THE NETWORK WHO GAVE TRUMP ALL THE COVERAGE. IT MADE THEM SO MUCH MONEY, NOW THEY REGRET IT. ONLY CNN CAN PORTRAY NOT AGING AS A BAD THING. IS IT FAIR? I’M AFRAID-O NOT. DON’T ENCOURAGE IT. BUT IMAGINE IF TRUMP WAS ACTUALLY SHOWING HIS ABLE THEN CUOMO WOULD SCREAM TRUMP’S DECLINES A DANGER TO THE UNIVERSE. HERE IS MY THEORY ON TRUMP’S AGELESS MEN. THE JOB ISN’T THAT HARD. YOU GET UP, YOU HAVE A MEETING, YOU HOP ON A PLANE. YOU HAVE ANOTHER MEETING. YOU WATCH “THE FIVE.” YOU TELL THE CHICAGO WANT STEAK. THEN YOU WATCH THAN TU, THEN YOU GO TO BED. TRUMP SHOWED US HOW OTHER PRESIDENTS WOULDN’T. HOW EASY THIS JOB IS. AS THE GOOD NEWS PILES UP, THIS WEEK TRUMP ANNOUNCED STEPS TO FORGIVE STUDENT LOANS OWED BY 25,000 DISABLED VETS. IN OTHER GOOD NEWS. THE NUMBER OF 401K MILLION AIRS HITS AN ALL-TIME HIGH. OR, AS THE MEDIA MIGHT REPORT IT. TRUMP IS RACIST. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THE FAKE NEWS OF WHICH MANY OF YOU ARE MEMBERS?>>THE FAKE NEWS OF WHICH MANY OF YOU ARE MEMBERS IS TRYING TO CONVINCE THE PUBLIC TO HAVE A RECESSION. LET’S HAVE A RECESSION. ESPECIALLY THIS GUY. HE’S THE MOST OF BIAS.>>THIS GUY IS THE MOST OF BIASED REPORTER AT NBC. I MADE A LOT OF MONEY FOR NBC WITH THE “APPRENTICE” AND I USED TO LIKE THEM.>>ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT JOE BIDEN’S GAFFES?>>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO ASK THE SAME QUESTION IN A BETTER WAY. YOU ARE SO BIASED. THAT’S WHY THE PUBLIC HAS NO CONFIDENCE IN THE MEDIA. DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? GO AHEAD. THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH. BECAUSE I DON’T THINK — YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T THINK YOU HAVE HAVE MUCH CREDIBILITY. NBC HAS LESS CREDIBILITY THAN CNN. THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH. GREG: PRICELESS. A MEDAL OF HONOR, I BET HE WANTED ONE.>>MEDAL OF HONOR. NOTHING LIKE THE MEDAL OF HONOR. I WANTED ONE, BUT THEY TOLD ME I DON’T QUALIFY. I SAID CAN I GIVE TO IT MYSELF, THEY SAID I DON’T THINK THAT’S A GOOD IDEA. GREG: THE MEDIA TOOK THAT SERIOUSLY. THE SMART PEOPLE SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>THE SMART PEOPLE SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THE DUMB PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA. THEN YOU HAVE THE POLITICAL PEOPLE AND THEY GO WITH THE WIND. GREG: AND IT ALL COMES TOGETHER LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PUZZLE.>>IT ALL COMES TOGETHER LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PUZZLE. GREG: IT DOES. AS WE WATCH THE TRUMP SHOW, WE KNOW WHAT TO BE UPSET ABOUT AND WHAT NOT TO BE. SURE TRUMP CAN BE A HANDFUL. BUT HE’S LESS OF A HANDFUL IF YOU SEE WHAT HE’S DOING AS OPPOSED TO WHAT HE’S SAYING. HE’LL SAY ANYTHING LIKE WONDERING IF HE CAN BUY GREENLAND. HOW DOES THAT SURPRISE ANYONE IN HE’S HALF REAL ESTATE TYCOON AND HALF CURIOUS GEORGE. CAN I BUY THAT IN CAN I FIRE THAT GUY? HOW MUCH IS EARTH? THE MEDIA GOES NUTS EVERY TIME HE ASKS A QUESTION. BUT FOR HIM IT’S HIS INQUISITIVE THING. WHAT’S ABOUT DENMARK COMING AN ATTITUDE. DENMARK SHOULD BE FLATTERED THAT WE CARE. AMERICA IS THE COOL KID IN SCHOOL. DENMARK IS THE CHATTY BOOK WARM. DENMARK IS SAMANTHA FROM “16 CANDLES” AND AMERICA IS JAKE. BUT, WHEN YOU ARE A BUSINESSMAN, EVERYTHING HAS A PRICE. UNLIKE POLITICIANS THEY MAKE THE TRANSITION OBVIOUS. LIKE MY GOOD FRIEND BIG DAN.>>PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS TO BUY GREENLAND. WHICH IS AWESOME. BUT THAT’S NOT THE ONLY CREDIBLE THING FOR SALE IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. ANYTHING YOU CAN MANAGE IS ON SALE AT UNBEATABLE PRICES. CAN DAYS A STEAL AT $400 BILLION. BIG BEN, NOT THE GIANT CLOCK, JUST SOME HAIRY GUY IN TENNESSEE WHO GOES BY BIG BEN. BUY THE LETTER P. WE’LL THROW IN A FREE COPY OF SAVAGE THUNDER. TELL CALLY YOU WILL BE ON TV. YOU CAN COUNT TO 10 IN ARAMAIC. AND A FERRET IS JUST $5 AND WE PAY YOU FOR IT. GREG: FORGIVE US IF WE SEE THIS AS FUN. WE SEE THE NEWS AND THE SHOW. AT CNN THEY CONFUSE THE TWO.>>THEY HAVE A LOT OF GOOD PEOPLE, EVEN GREG GUTFELD. GREG: HE SAYS THAT AS IF GREG GUTFELD ISN’T KILLING CNN DAILY ON “THE FIVE” AND ON THIS SHOW WITH TYRUS. THAT MATH IS INARGUABLE. BUT WHAT COOPER SAID MIGHT BOTHER ME IF ANYONE HAD SEEN IT